Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
This place is a mess
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday
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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
I went back to my hometown for Canadian Thanksgiving and my mother decided we should walk around and take pictures. She took so many, but I had to select only 6.
"you’re a slytherin?? isn’t that the evil house?"
Garlic is a cheap and foolproof way to add delicious flavour to almost anything you’re cooking, but peeling and mincing garlic is tough and time-consuming.
Instead, try garlic tubes! You can get these in the refrigerated part of the produce section in most grocery stores. A 150ml or so tube costs $2-4. It’s a pre-peeled, pre-minced garlic paste - just squeeze a little into your favourite dish!
- Because it’s concentrated, a little goes a long way. A drop the size of pea is about equal to a clove.
- It takes a very long time to go bad! I’ve kept refrigerated tubes for up to four months.
constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
"And I thought Beifong was grumpy."